Jittery Joe

Yeah, due to some deadlines, Uni and some personal unpleasantness that I don't want to go in to, I kinda missed the reboot. In a big way. Long story short, we may have to wait a while. There is still some ideas in the pipe, however we would like to see some new faces on the site. I've posted a rough outline of what we are looking for over on the forums, so go there and have a look see. Also, if you have any suggestions for the site (no, not that) email me directly and we'll see what we can do.
No clues yet as to when we're gonna restart, as we're going to build up a portfolio of content (both regular and one off) first, however keep checking back here and you'll be the first to know.
--JitteryJoe
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Jittery Joe

Quick update, we now have forums once more, so point your browser to the gold-brown button on the left there and get involved!

Jittery Joe

So yeah, I doubt anyone still checks back on this, since it's been over a year but it's worth a try.

FerretCrossing is, more or less, dead. Anyone who's been following can work out that on their own (especially since the last update was... December 2007...). Now, there has been a number of reasons for this. Firstly, most of the Admin team have gone their separate ways off to uni (I myself am now in Teesside, Overthespoon is York-bound and Rob... Essex or something like that). This in itself has made both running the site and sourcing new content difficult to say the least. There has also been the issue of a professional disagreement between myself and Mr. Valkass. This means he will not be returning to the project. Despite whatever conflict between us, I wish him the best of luck in the future.

Now, on to what will happen, as opposed to what has. Firstly, I remain committed to bringing FerretCrossing back from the brink, but it will not be easy. A completely new staff will be required, and FCV4 has been placed on hiatus for the foreseeable future. If anyone is still reading this and wants in on the new regime, please email me for more information. At the moment, we are in dire need of someone who can PHP code and continue upkeed and maintainence of the site. We are also in need of new contributors.

I'm gonna finish on a high note. FerretCrossing Will Return. Update will, gods willing, return on the 6th of February, with a new Frank The Lemming and any other content I can rustle up between now and then.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I've seen the future... And It Is Gewd...
--JitteryJoe
--Editor in Cheif, FerretCrossing

Jittery Joe

Yeah, the site's looking pretty dead at the moment. And for all intents and purposes it is, sorry guys. There is a pretty good reason why: Most of us are currently applying for university which is, I think you'll agree, pretty fucking important. I myself have an interview this Friday which have to get ready for (Graphics Design, y'see, need a portfolio toot sweet). Then there's FCV4.0 which is being hampered by the following facts: I cannot code for shit, we're transferring to a completely new system and we're all fucking busy elsewhere. To top it all off, I am currently involved in a project of uncertain future that may or may not feature on this site.

Once again I must ask you to bear with us. I don't like the idea that we're letting the site gather dust, but sadly this is the way it is. During this hiatus, I will certainly be using the forum so I recommend you all go there, join up and keep the sofa burning.

When will updates recommence? I hear you scream. No idea. But mark my words, they will recommence with a vengeance. It might be next week, it might be next month, it might be next year. Whenever it is, we'll hit the ground with the force of a freight-train, with new content aplenty.

--JitteryJoe--Editor in Cheif

Jittery Joe

Yeah, we all suck at deadlines. Anyway, in lieu of some actual content, here is what you may expect in the comming weeks/months.

First off we have the latest Frank The Lemming episode, which is 33% done, and should be finished by next weekish, we have some video content from FerretCrossing's grand day out (with commentary!), apparently there's some more videos coming from Sam and Jamie (nothing final yeat, but we've talked about it) and a super-secret-project from myself.

Also coming up is the now traditional yearly update to the site. We have a new look coming up, along with cleaner code and a better system. There will also be new categories coming, but more on that in the coming weeks.

Stay Safe out there, Ciao

--JitteryJoe

overthespoon

New video from Sam and Jamie, involving boxes! Yes boxes. check it out in the video section. It's a jackass style piss around, with many a box. The chair was just filler material.

Jittery Joe

Yep, it's been a while. Anyway, slight filler up in the FTL section to celebrate May the 1st (look it up), with a new storyline coming soon. Stay tuned merry peoples.

Just Say Da

--JitteryJoe--Editor in chief

Jittery Joe

Hey-ho, merry people. Just to prove we're still alive and well, heres an update for the likes of you. This week we have a new (if somewhat late) Somewhere Else by your's truly, and the long awaited Thou Be Sodemised. Direct your browserprog to the Video and Article sections and enjoy the stuff.

As for the lack of updates, well, we're currently going through a bit of a hectic few months so it'll remain sporadic, at best, so please bear with us. The Bad Times Will End Soon.

--JitteryJoe--Editor in Chief

Jittery Joe

Sorry about the lack of updates, work and life seems to have gotten the better of us all yet again. There won't be any this week (until Thursday at the earliest) because me and Spoon are going to be in France. Thanks for bearing with us, you've been a wonderful audience (if somewhat quiet...), but for now I recommend joining the forum and get the community spirit running.

Jittery Joe

And we're back from our two week (*Snigger*) Holiday. All we have this week is the New Frank The Lemming (No.22) and thats about it.

Oh and also check out my deviantART account [/selfpromotion]